I did not live up to my Halloween potential this year. I started planning and putting together a costume a couple of months ago (I even got contacts!), but didn't feel like dressing up this past weekend whenever I made the Halloween party rounds. And since I am going to see Leonard Cohen tonight I have missed all my spooktacular opportunities. In silver lining perspective, I guess I have my costume for next year: Frankenstein Dolly Parton.
Since I don't have any fun costume photos to share, I present to you some ghoulish images of bruises, injuries, and frightful sights.
Look at these injuries I've sustained!
I used to bruise easier than a peach, but since I haven't been pumped full of steroids, I no longer look like a victim of domestic violence. (Seriously, I stopped going to the gym after countless locker room interventions by women who were concerned.) The crazy thing is that each bruise shown below came from unknown sources. Sure, I can be clumsy, but these were just from normal wear and tear:
Speaking of steroids, here's a scary sight of my fat face before and after:
|Steroid overload chub face|
|Sad margarita face without steroid overload|
Do you want another scary before and after image? Well, here it is. I've officially had my new teeth for over a year now and I can easily say that my smile is now my most prized possession and the best thing money has ever bought me!
Now, if only medical science could make this happen:
|Kitty cat pregnancy|
Here are some historical costume pics:
|Pigeon with Santa Cirelli|
|Pigeon, pigeon, pigeon|
|Owl with Katie skunk|