So, who's on my list? Here are my top 5, in no particular order (lest they see my list), and my scent predictions:
|Phil Collins- probably smells like gin|
|Rick Rubin- probably smells like fresh-cut|
grass and peanut butter
|Dirk Nowitzki- I suspect he smells salty|
|David Letterman- probably smells like a pine forest,|
or perhaps garlicky
|Steve Martin- I'm just certain he smells like|
And who is rounding out the top ten, you ask?
|Alexander Skargard- mmmmmmm, I suspect he smells like|
the sexist scent in existence.
|Chevy Chase- "woodsy"|
|Daniel Craig- I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say|
that he probably reeks of Old Spice
|Super Dave Osborne- definitely smells like pizza|
|Daniel Day Lewis- Calvin Klein,|
Obsession (for women)
And in closing, please help me raise $1,500 so I can meet Phil Collins and Dirk Nowitzki!!!!!!!
|Texas State Historical Society's book signing & reception with |
Phil Collins, May 9th $495
|Meet & great with Dirk, tour of locker room & practice |
space, autographed jersey, and 2 catered-suite tickets,
April 20th $1,000